10 Things That Would Make Christianity More Appealing

10. Christians vs. the Detroit Lions.

9. Dancing nuns.

8. Dancing priests.

7. Screw it, just give me a Broadway musical number with the whole College of Cardinals.

6. Good Christian rock bands.

5. Being nice to the gays.

4. Daily services being offered in English, Spanish and Pirate (today’s reading is from the book of C-ARRRR-inthians).

3. More funny hats.

2. Witch trials.

1. Replacing Jesus with Aslan.

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